It's the Little Satan's Fault. Jealous yet?

Bouncing off the Obama deflector shield, Iran redirects its exterior blame mechanism and scapegoats the UK for the post-election riots.

I think they're proud.  

"But I'm Only Human."

Michael Jackson dead at 50.

Lisa Marie's heartfelt blog statement here.

(The song from the video is called Will You Be There.)

PETA Forced to Acknowledge Obama Not the Buddha.

PETA has issued a statement on this very important matter. (That's the same look he gave Hillary @ 0:07, isn't it?)