Mountain-Thief Tormented by Pink Downy Handcuffs

He came to rob her hair salon. So Olga hogtied Viktor to the radiator with pink, frilly handcuffs, fed him Viagra, and had sex with him so many times he injured his genitals and had to go to hospital "to treat the torn bridle of his man merit," as he alleges in the police report. "He's a jerk," she said in her defense. 

(I know. Blame Mark Steyn.) 

This is Your House Being Robbed.

Using a webcam security system, a Florida woman remotely observes her house being robbed while she is at work. After a call to 911, the Boyton Beach police surround the house and all is well. 

Neighborhood kids, one of whom she knew since he was eight,  can be observed lamely loping about, petting the dog, and stealing the Wii controllers @ 3:15, which is, I think, more typical than not for these petty theft situations. 

But for those of you who have ever wondered what it looked like while you were out: