Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Mountain-Thief Tormented by Pink Downy Handcuffs

He came to rob her hair salon. So Olga hogtied Viktor to the radiator with pink, frilly handcuffs, fed him Viagra, and had sex with him so many times he injured his genitals and had to go to hospital "to treat the torn bridle of his man merit," as he alleges in the police report. "He's a jerk," she said in her defense. 

(I know. Blame Mark Steyn.) 


  1. What? No comments yet??

    What's wrong with you people?

    This post is classic comment bait. Not that there's anything wrong with that, this blog threatening to be really great.

    That's assuming of course srfwotb doesn't get discouraged from lack of feedback and decide to take up beachcombing full time.

    Anyway, the story says that the handcuffed Russian miscreant felt like a squeezed lemon after it was all over. I say that the enterprising Olga took the classic advice that when life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.

    And if that's the real Olga in the picture, you will commend my principles when I tell you that I will not make any references to fruit-based bakery goods by way of attempts at cheap humor.

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